Funny commands

What is the loneliest number?

Do a barrel roll!

Askew / Tilt

Go go Gadget [Spotify]

When am I?

Make me a sandwich

Sudo make me a sandwich

Who’s on first?

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right

Tell me a joke

Who are you?

Beam me up, Scotty!

What is [Actor/Actress Name] Bacon number?

Sing a song

Wubba lubba dub dub

Beatbox

What is the meaning of life?

Tell me about Siri

I’m naked

Meow like a cat

Do you speak morse code?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

What are the three laws of robotics?

Can you rap?

Read a poem

Surprise me

Why is six afraid of seven?

Sing me happy birthday

Where’s Waldo?

Clean my room

Is your refrigerator running?

What am I thinking right now?

Ask me a question

What’s your favorite ice cream?

Are you friends with Siri/Alexa/Cortana?

What’s your favorite Pokemon?

Star Trek or Star Wars?

How do you like your coffee?

Who’s your favorite superhero?

What does the fox say?

Who shot first?

Is the cake a lie?

Do you know of GLaDos?

Here comes dat boi

Crystal ball

All your base are belong to us

Show me the money

Mischief managed

Tell me what you want, what you really, really want

What is love?

Who is the walrus?

Who you gonna call?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Open the pod bay doors

Party on, Wayne!

Set phasers to kill

Sren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?

(NSFW) Play the name game with Mitch

(NSFW) Play the name game with Chuck